Tuesday, October 25, 2005

I need a manual 

How to write an thank-you letter to your favourite celebrity who has just answered an interview consisting of 135+ questions of which she attempted at least 100 for no good reason other than....what? Because you asked?

How to do the above without using LOTS OF CAPS and punctuation !!!!!!!!! or the word "squeeee"?

My serious first draft goes like so.
Subject: Warning: excess punctuation

Body:

Dear XY,

Thank you!!!!!

....


!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

etc.

I'm actually contemplating sending that. Cos yknow, if I use florid language, it'll just sound insincere. Expletives are out of the question. What other intensifiers are there?

Yo, if anyone finds out what I'm talking about, please don't mix my two worlds. This is quiet ranty confessional blog with like three readers. The other is public and informational and I publicise it like the devil, so there are like 130+ readers per day. Well. It's not a humungous deal, but still. Public and private sphere.

# posted at 2:42 am

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