Wednesday, May 25, 2005
OMFG #2
Holy Christ. It's 2am and I'm insane and curious and OH MY FUCK, IT'S THE RIGHT NUMBER.SOOOO....I phoned (there goes like $10) [like I said- FRICKING INSANE I AM). No one was home (thank god) but their answering machine basically said "hi this is [husband] and [ACTRESS' FIRST NAME] and we're travelling* in [place where I thought they'd be] until [date]. BEEEEP.
Split-second decision: to hang up or leave a message? In my sleep-deprived state, of course I choose the latter. So I sez something like: "hi, just wanted to tell you your phone number is REALLY EASY TO FIND on the internet...you might want to get it unlisted! heheheh. By the way, I love your work [actress] and [person related to actress]'s too! Thanks, bye."
HEHEHE.
I'm sitting here giggling insanely to myself. How fucking retarded does that message sound? Tell me, if it were you, would you be frightened? Maybe I should call back with a reassuring message. Then again, I might just freak them out some more.
*don't tell people you're travelling on your answering machine! it invites robbers! also if you're famous, don't list your phone number on Google! or even if you're not famous! cos it will cause people to type with far toooooo many exclamation marks!!!!!! and/or leave insane messages for you!
In all seriousness though, I'm not going to tell anyone the identity & details of these people, but there could be all sorts of less benign nutters calling in on them (there's even an address, FFS).
Hehehehehheehe. Fuck. Heh.
# posted at 2:31 am
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