Thursday, June 17, 2004
Randomnity
I got stuck outside the house for about an hour today, in the dark, in the cold, with my freezing bottles of iPod pepsi and rapidly soggifying KFC meal in hand, cursing god and my key-disability that makes me somehow unable to open certain doors without a great amount of kicking and crying and swearing (all of which I was doing as well), cursing my mum for leaving me to go to Hawaii and cursing my grandma for not being at home. Anyway, after I jumped the fence to get to the back door which still wouldn't open, for fuck's sake, and while eating my now-cold-and-soggy KFC, I decided if the door didn't open when I next tried it I'd go and do something really random like take a bus to Newtown and get pissed with the beautiful/weird people and/or go to watch Harry Potter.The evil genius that is god decided THEN to let me open the door.
Maybe I should get sloshed anyway? Damnit, the only things in this place are Pepsi Max and cough medicine and betadine.
Edited for fun and profit (aka grammar)
# posted at 9:29 pm
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