Friday, May 07, 2004

The narcoleptic's guide to Sydney (Uni) 

Sorry about the excess double posting. Got to stop pressing "back" instead of "edit".

On my way to my legal research class this morning, I saw a woman sleeping in the tunnel at St James' Supreme Court exit. She had a blanket that was too short. Her bright blue socks stuck out. I envied her.

Here are the places I slept today:
-The train from Marrickville to St James
-The bus back from the city
-The open area on level 4, Fisher (the best- about three other people were sleeping there as well)
-The querelles in Fisher

I have also slept in my Microeco lecture, three rows away from the lecturer. The Quad is perfect, except when there's a swarm of visiting academics gawking at you. The stone corridoors are cold, but more private. Have yet to try the area outside Eastern Avenue, but it looks promising.

I was a master at this in high school. I slept during a Latin test, even in Latin class with the teacher sitting right next to me. The trick is to put your hand next to your face as if you're deep in thought- not droolng is a bonus. I slept through just about every video in Year 12. Oh, and a great portion of Chemistry. Let me tell you, monotone + hydrocarbons + periods 5&6 = better than a sleeping pill.

[edited. gramer is for dolts]

# posted at 8:16 pm

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